Zack has seen some shit @zenhob@olds.town

haters can meet me in the octagon, i say, before going oof as i take five minutes to stand up off the couch

the fucking subtitles won’t work and i have no clue what the hell is going on

Can I join olds town yet

You kids don’t understand how popular America’s funniest home videos was for a little while in the 90s

You ever crack your back then feel 10 years younger?

I took a selfie, but then when I saw who was in it, i deleted it.

there are good IPAs

folk’s ,, if the cia wanted to kill castro, they shoulda just invited him ova da my house for dinner!!!

You don't use a password to sign into Olds.Town, you just bend over next to a microphone and the various cracks and pops serve as biometric authorization.

Most of their lyrics have not aged well at all and I know Gene Simmons is an abject piece of shit but I can't help it, spinning Kiss Alive II on the turntable still whips ass on a summer afternoon

i guess you could say my marriage “got cancelled” for being “problematic”

Anyway could i crash on your couch for a couple days? a week tops.

Friends I placed the order for the pizza for dinner tonight, I did not think anyone would discourage me

Speaking of old, holy shit lmaooo