Hi, this is my alt for connecting with other olds on the internet.
see also: @zenhob
Had my barber trim my eyebrows today, fucking long-ass eyebrows sigh
the fucking subtitles won’t work and i have no clue what the hell is going on
Can I join olds town yet
You kids don’t understand how popular America’s funniest home videos was for a little while in the 90s
You ever crack your back then feel 10 years younger?
I took a selfie, but then when I saw who was in it, i deleted it.
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there are good IPAs
folk’s ,, if the cia wanted to kill castro, they shoulda just invited him ova da my house for dinner!!!
Had a nap and a Mtn Dew and I am *wired* 👾🤖🤡
The kids are alright! Fuckin better than we are!!
You don't use a password to sign into Olds.Town, you just bend over next to a microphone and the various cracks and pops serve as biometric authorization.
If you say "wow, remember THIS?! I feel so old" and it's something only as far back as when I was in high school, I get to shoot you out of a cannon
Getting my eyes examined today. Got bifocals last time but I still took them off to look at my phone most of the time so, I dunno
Most of their lyrics have not aged well at all and I know Gene Simmons is an abject piece of shit but I can't help it, spinning Kiss Alive II on the turntable still whips ass on a summer afternoon
i guess you could say my marriage “got cancelled” for being “problematic”
Anyway could i crash on your couch for a couple days? a week tops.
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Friends I placed the order for the pizza for dinner tonight, I did not think anyone would discourage me
Speaking of old, holy shit lmaooo
"I'll send her beer, thumbs up, beer, thumbs up, beer, thumbs up, beer and cry laughing"
Sup (selfie, no eye contact)
No hate. No harassment. Use CWs.