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Earlier today, I couldn't think of the word for chivalry, and referred to it as limey Bushido.

Here is a free idea for a couples Halloween costume. Texas Red, and The Arizona Ranger that's come to do some business with the big iron on his hip.

Donald Trump just called me and asked about my bowel movements, which is kind of weird and creepy.

Showing up to every first date after quarantine wearing this shirt, and never getting to minute two

Got pulled over for having an open container of gamer girl bath water ☹️

So my mom is offered to pay for me to go back to school, but I don't think you can major in posting or being sad, so I guess I'm thinking psychology.

Selfie ec 

Had a bad coughing fit today, and burst a blood vessel in my face. Didn't show up well in the pictures, but it looks sorta cool

Relationship + 

I dunno. I'm cautiously hopefully. We're both hurting, but hopefully we can get it back

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Relationship + 

We talked a bit today. I feel a lot better than yesterday. I'm hoping we're moving in the right direction.

I miss her so much and wish we could talk. I miss my best friend.

Alc, gender 

Ended up coming out as nb to my bff's fiance after driving half a case. Very cool.

Alc, mh, breakup 

Ok, so much for doing this sober. Just drank 12 beers

Alc, violence? 

All night I've been thinking about how I miss drinking at my old work site, because we used to be able to throw bottles against a shed in the back. I really want to throw a bottle against a shed right now.

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