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Doing the Papa John challenge (eating over 40 pizzas in 30 days)

Wish I hadn't deleted a thousand old accounts. Trying to find a picture I uploaded ages ago so I can win an argument with my mom.

In retrospect, the macarena coincided with both the peak of the American empire, and peak American cringe. I will not elaborate.

its called "cyber truck" because you can fuck it electronically

Tesla, that twat Elon 

If your vision of future travel is still based upon single occupancy vehicles, you're not understanding the problem correctly.

We need socialised green transport, free at the point of use.

Gonna make a ten hour super cut compilation of tech launch failures and upload it to porn hub

I would not fuck the musk truck. I will not be taking further questions.

If I ever win the lottery, I'm gonna low-key buy up a ton of debt and forgive it.

Ok, what if the libs decided to do a slashfic rewrite of Harry Potter with Barack Obama as the hero. 

Welcome to the wizarding world of Barry Potter.

How much prep work do you think the biden campaign had to do to not have him call cannabis jazz cigarettes?

Wretched horrible body mod idea (DO NOT DO THIS OR CLICK) 

Nail removal and then tattooing the nailbed. So the nails grow back and protect the tattoo.

I derailed D&D again by smelling fire, and explaining to the host why you can't plug space heaters into extension cords.

We're all good, but don't plug space heaters into any extension cords folks.

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Derailed D&D again by talking about how Epstein didn't kill himself.

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