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Doing the Papa John challenge (eating over 40 pizzas in 30 days)

Wish I hadn't deleted a thousand old accounts. Trying to find a picture I uploaded ages ago so I can win an argument with my mom.

In retrospect, the macarena coincided with both the peak of the American empire, and peak American cringe. I will not elaborate.

it's legal to bully anybody who buys a cybertruck

its called "cyber truck" because you can fuck it electronically

Tesla, that twat Elon 

Gonna make a ten hour super cut compilation of tech launch failures and upload it to porn hub

I would not fuck the musk truck. I will not be taking further questions.

If I ever win the lottery, I'm gonna low-key buy up a ton of debt and forgive it.

Ok, what if the libs decided to do a slashfic rewrite of Harry Potter with Barack Obama as the hero. 

How much prep work do you think the biden campaign had to do to not have him call cannabis jazz cigarettes?

Wretched horrible body mod idea (DO NOT DO THIS OR CLICK) 

I derailed D&D again by smelling fire, and explaining to the host why you can't plug space heaters into extension cords.

We're all good, but don't plug space heaters into any extension cords folks.

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you rolled a 1.. critical failure on suicide.. you failed trying to kill yourself so badly that the guards turn the other way and the cameras all 'break' while a Clinton employee murders you.. the medical examiner publishes his findings as murder by misadventure of damning information

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