Byzantine Guillotine🚩🏴🔪💰☠️ @slipperywerm@olds.town

@healyn I'm obligated to defend Jersey now. Take that back.

My Spotify top genres, as no surprise minus the last one.

The only way I'd end up ashamed of my child's life choices is if they became a cop.

Commuted to Brooklyn for my first day full time out there today. Long trip, but easier than the old drive. But I did accidentally take the wrong train home, and then got two parking tickets. Was a draining day.

Doing the Papa John challenge (eating over 40 pizzas in 30 days)

cyber monday is the day you can finally fuck that truck

Wish I hadn't deleted a thousand old accounts. Trying to find a picture I uploaded ages ago so I can win an argument with my mom.

@ritualnoise its ok, we're still getting over that programming over twenty years later

In retrospect, the macarena coincided with both the peak of the American empire, and peak American cringe. I will not elaborate.

@kiki_d it's preposterous!

@kiki_d my slippers died recently, so I bought new ones about a month back. These new ones are already falling apart. I'm big mad over it.

@kiki_d now this is Olds content.

@ItsJenNotGabby Jen! I get to revive a year old terrible bit because trucks are topical. I'd be letting y'all down if I didn't.

Exactly as promised. Credit to AminaSync on Twitter. https://twitter.com/AminaSync

@interneteh so retro

its called "cyber truck" because you can fuck it electronically

Gonna make a ten hour super cut compilation of tech launch failures and upload it to porn hub

I would not fuck the musk truck. I will not be taking further questions.