Byzantine Guillotine🚩🏴🔪💰☠️ @slipperywerm@olds.town

Getting a cast iron bong so no one ever tells me to clean it

@swirlz I will not, but will accept that they're pretty boss.

@binchicken we'll see how well it goes. Thanks!

@swirlz hello Al 😉

@swirlz Al.

@swirlz thanks Al! I'm really relieved, but it's gonna be a tough couple weeks.

Unfortunately lost my job Wednesday. I should be ok, but if you have an Amazon prime account, you can subscribe and help me out I'd be appreciative! Streaming is going to be my primary income for the foreseeable future.

https://twitch.tv/homemadewerms

Earlier today, I couldn't think of the word for chivalry, and referred to it as limey Bushido.

Here is a free idea for a couples Halloween costume. Texas Red, and The Arizona Ranger that's come to do some business with the big iron on his hip.

Donald Trump just called me and asked about my bowel movements, which is kind of weird and creepy.

@Quixote171 I saw this and instantly assumed this was you adapting Chet for Twitter https://twitter.com/bustofferson/status/1304836205591355393?s=19

Showing up to every first date after quarantine wearing this shirt, and never getting to minute two

@kew fuck yes.

Being single is trash. Don't like it.

@swirlz oooh gotcha. Thank you ☺️

@swirlz I'm not sure what that means, but thank you Al!

@SunSaint I am guitaring these days.

Still got these blues

Got told I look like a bass player today, and I'm fuming mad