Byzantine Guillotine🚩🏴🔪💰☠️ @slipperywerm@olds.town

@Quixote171 I saw this and instantly assumed this was you adapting Chet for Twitter https://twitter.com/bustofferson/status/1304836205591355393?s=19

Showing up to every first date after quarantine wearing this shirt, and never getting to minute two

@kew fuck yes.

Being single is trash. Don't like it.

@swirlz oooh gotcha. Thank you ☺️

@swirlz I'm not sure what that means, but thank you Al!

@SunSaint I am guitaring these days.

Still got these blues

Got told I look like a bass player today, and I'm fuming mad

@Quixote171 really fun caper of the week stuff with a decent overarching backstory.

@Quixote171 burn notice is a problematic fave of mine. I love spy stuff

@Quixote171 lol I wish this were true

Got pulled over for having an open container of gamer girl bath water ☹️

@ItsJenNotGabby thanks Jen! I'm really starting to like this haircut

Big Cry-Baby vibes here

@Absolutely_Blakely using my posts as a sample of my writing for a MFA in creative writing.

So my mom is offered to pay for me to go back to school, but I don't think you can major in posting or being sad, so I guess I'm thinking psychology.

Had a bad coughing fit today, and burst a blood vessel in my face. Didn't show up well in the pictures, but it looks sorta cool

@Laser yeah, wish I could just spend a day napping and recharging after every day I have to do things.

@Laser eternally. Life is so exhausting these days.