Mayor of Olds Town, Byz @slipperywerm@olds.town

Shotgunning an entire jar of peanut butter to show I'm still cool and can party.

@SarahKite I can't say for certain, but this account is giving me a very bad feeling. Going with my gut, but willing to hear them out if there's an innocuous reason for the new account/block evasion.

@Absolutely_Blakely @kirstyyarr I had no interaction exactly. I'd already blocked an account with same avi/banner with a very similar name. No posts, no mutuals. Just have a really bad feeling about this account.

User AboveAveragePenisBitch@mastodon.cloud has been suspended and blocked. Absolute creep.

If they're not old enough to remember Freedom Fries, they're too young for olds.town

@SanfordianPhil that cover kicks ass

Real 30 year old boomers have a favorite brand of bottled water.

@MrJimmy @spineberg @007 we have both types of olds

@healyn me too! I come here to throw shade at Youngs, and block bad instances

@healyn hrm, hopefully it's that other boomer instance.

@anna @citrustwee as chairman of The Olds, I'll allow it, because Anna is also an Old.

@SanfordianPhil @adoxographer excited for the end, ngl

@adoxographer time IS a fat circle