Mayor of Olds Town, Byz @slipperywerm@olds.town

@Louisa my brother is doing some last-minute shopping for his wife, and figured you'd like the shirt he decided on.

Tea eggs, pigs feet?, bok choy. Hell yeah.

I am comfy.

I've sick and not moving.

Please let me sleep.

Thinking 'bout that lumber

Thinking about Youngs, and getting pretty angery.

Even my bot knows I'm an old.

Getting spanked by @Louisa in old people music trivia, with @ItsJenNotGabby, @Quixote171, and @SanfordianPhil

I'm old enough to eat whatever I want.

I federation bot

@Louisa important question for you, which would you like?

The warm boy is here.

My nose is so cold

Je suis fucking cold

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