Byzantine Guillotine🚩🏴🔪💰☠️ @slipperywerm@olds.town

There's no good reason to become a cop.

When and how were you radicalized?

Ok, I've set up a patreon for olds.town.

Don't feel any obligation to pay. It's here if you'd like to tip a buck or whatever.

https://www.patreon.com/Oldstown

Hoping to keep olds.town to a smaller space for now. Just be nice and pleasant to each other. Also, don't be a young.

Getting a cast iron bong so no one ever tells me to clean it

Unfortunately lost my job Wednesday. I should be ok, but if you have an Amazon prime account, you can subscribe and help me out I'd be appreciative! Streaming is going to be my primary income for the foreseeable future.

https://twitch.tv/homemadewerms

Earlier today, I couldn't think of the word for chivalry, and referred to it as limey Bushido.

Here is a free idea for a couples Halloween costume. Texas Red, and The Arizona Ranger that's come to do some business with the big iron on his hip.

Donald Trump just called me and asked about my bowel movements, which is kind of weird and creepy.

@Quixote171 I saw this and instantly assumed this was you adapting Chet for Twitter https://twitter.com/bustofferson/status/1304836205591355393?s=19

Showing up to every first date after quarantine wearing this shirt, and never getting to minute two

Being single is trash. Don't like it.

Still got these blues

Got told I look like a bass player today, and I'm fuming mad

Got pulled over for having an open container of gamer girl bath water ☹️

Big Cry-Baby vibes here

So my mom is offered to pay for me to go back to school, but I don't think you can major in posting or being sad, so I guess I'm thinking psychology.

Had a bad coughing fit today, and burst a blood vessel in my face. Didn't show up well in the pictures, but it looks sorta cool

Omg there's more of this

I dunno. I'm cautiously hopefully. We're both hurting, but hopefully we can get it back

We talked a bit today. I feel a lot better than yesterday. I'm hoping we're moving in the right direction.

I miss her so much and wish we could talk. I miss my best friend.

Ended up coming out as nb to my bff's fiance after driving half a case. Very cool.

Everyone's asleep. Time to be sad.