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Goodbye, young human. I hope you make it. But if you don't -- well, we shall yet succeed.

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Gonna become the bassist in a classic rock* band, and complete my transition into middle age.

*90's nΓΌ metal

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Ok, I've set up a patreon for olds.town.

Don't feel any obligation to pay. It's here if you'd like to tip a buck or whatever.

patreon.com/Oldstown

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Hoping to keep olds.town to a smaller space for now. Just be nice and pleasant to each other. Also, don't be a young.

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my friend would always say she β€œbrowned out” when talking about getting super drunk but not blackout, but for the longest time i thought that it meant she was just continuously getting drunk and shitting herself at parties

Gonna make a mint producing β€œCoal Miner’s Widow πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ€ bumper stickers

if not for unions we wouldn't have a vampire weekend

My hobbies include clicking through on the weird Amazon ads and trying to figure out what the hell that product is supposed to do.

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Oh, you're anti-pc? I also think cops are full of shit and manufacturer probable cause.

My goal is to create the largest resource for homeopathic care in North America. I'm thinking of calling it, Big Naturals.

another instance to block / screenshot with slurs in it 

gamers, white supremacy among, the prevalence of 

i don't know what i expected every time i make a post about not doing things that thing is then done

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