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Banning users from olds.town if they know what homestuck is.

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Ok, I've set up a patreon for olds.town.

Don't feel any obligation to pay. It's here if you'd like to tip a buck or whatever.

patreon.com/Oldstown

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I set up pretty cheap hosting for this instance. We currently have about 800 backlogged jobs. If it stays high after a day or so, I'll upgrade out hosting to keep things rolling smoothly.

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Hoping to keep olds.town to a smaller space for now. Just be nice and pleasant to each other. Also, don't be a young.

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Shotgunning an entire jar of peanut butter to show I'm still cool and can party.

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Jacie the Chicken 🌹🏳️‍🌈🐓  

longboye meets forest longboye

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If they're not old enough to remember Freedom Fries, they're too young for olds.town

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Arcade Stick Lesbian  

i'm not ageist, some of my best friends are from olds.town.

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Real 30 year old boomers have a favorite brand of bottled water.

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old witch :verified:  

woah looks like i made some bad pleroma takes last time i was here. boy i was mad and said some stupid shit. anyway is it safe to keep drinking sugar free monster after farting dust

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healyn  

I applied for an invite to the boomer instance and they said, "you're close but not ready yet kid. come back when your beard sucks"

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Boosts By 🐷 ™️  

today's mood: listening to Grandpa Simpson saying "I'm afraid of the future!" on repeat inside my head

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Old Man Luigi  

logging onto olds.town like

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Arcade Stick Lesbian  

It’s just what happens as you get older. You wanna settle down. Start your own instance. See the lay of the land without fear of mod or admin. Just your own domain. Free from instance drama.

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Throwing out a new olds.town invite code. Be over 30, be not a shit head, also general leftist.

olds.town/invite/wEWgjsvR

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buy WILIPRO for DMs :vf:  

@BobbyBrown i forgot what did sun tzu say about shitting in one's adult diaper, and is that step before or after ensuring you fight from the high ground

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buy WILIPRO for DMs :vf:  

@BobbyBrown thank you for your contribution to communism

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loosenut  

who's old and excited about entering the new freezer delivery window

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🐳🎺Max Bonus🦐🌱💨🥨  

Sooooo olds town eh

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Falkelord  

Whatup where my seborrheic keratosis (barnacles of aging) crew at

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I sat down at my desk to do something important, and now I can't remember what.

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Larry Davis, Anime President  

rebranding as a Shirley Manson fan account

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