Beesantyne Guillotine 🚩🏴🔪💰☠️ @slipperywerm@olds.town

When and how were you radicalized?

Goodbye, young human. I hope you make it. But if you don't -- well, we shall yet succeed.

Banning users from olds.town if they know what homestuck is.

Ok, I've set up a patreon for olds.town.

Don't feel any obligation to pay. It's here if you'd like to tip a buck or whatever.

https://www.patreon.com/Oldstown

Hoping to keep olds.town to a smaller space for now. Just be nice and pleasant to each other. Also, don't be a young.

I liked my hair tonight

naw i wouldnt do that for all the egg salad sandwiches in long island

Maybe property tax isn't the best way to fund arguably our most important public institution...

The only character I feel bad for on the sopranos is chris

we should take over the empty malls and make self contained communes

The new Italian coffee joint in my neighborhood is nice, but the Alfredo as creamer is a bit weird.

going to the doctor for my itchy ass and being prescribed soap is why medicine is a scam and I chug essential oils

the sopranos is just anime for italians

God fucking damn it. In a hobby group chat, someone linked and dedicated the Two Trucks song to me. This is life imitating posting.

katamari death cult

I just remembered I got chased off the set of Signs.

So here's to you mrs. Robinson, you live in an unforgiving place

It's never worth skimping on ketchup.