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Goodbye, young human. I hope you make it. But if you don't -- well, we shall yet succeed.

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Ok, I've set up a patreon for olds.town.

Don't feel any obligation to pay. It's here if you'd like to tip a buck or whatever.

patreon.com/Oldstown

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Hoping to keep olds.town to a smaller space for now. Just be nice and pleasant to each other. Also, don't be a young.

"You can either respect nature or return to it" is such a powerful threatening quote and it's from fuckin Dragonball

Fuck up that Amazon didn't call me to play Bayle Domon in Wheel of Time. I'm big, have a large beard, and speak in a way that's barely intelligible most of the time. I'm perfect.

911 work 

Don't let Big Soft Drink fool you, Italian soda is just Italian dressing that's been run through a soda stream

Going on shark tank, hoping to secure funding for my small batch artisanal memery

I had the weirdest dream the milo yianopolis was coming after me hard online and making my like difficult. I need to get offline for a few days.

Hurricane 

You ever post a toot and then check your follower count and be like seriously nobody’s gonna unfollow me for this?

Don't let Big Soft Drink fool you, Italian soda is just Italian dressing that's been run through a soda stream

I once went to a wedding at a mummer's hall where the bridal party wore custom jerseys (flyers for groomsmen, eagles for the bridesmaids) and the bride walked down the aisle to fly eagles fly.

@slipperywerm growing up in berlusconi's italy made me a leftist. 9/11, all the useless war in Serbia, Afghanistan and Iraq made me a radical leftist and anti-imperialist.

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