Beesantyne Guillotine 🚩🏴🔪💰☠️ @slipperywerm@olds.town

When and how were you radicalized?

Goodbye, young human. I hope you make it. But if you don't -- well, we shall yet succeed.

Banning users from olds.town if they know what homestuck is.

Ok, I've set up a patreon for olds.town.

Don't feel any obligation to pay. It's here if you'd like to tip a buck or whatever.

https://www.patreon.com/Oldstown

Hoping to keep olds.town to a smaller space for now. Just be nice and pleasant to each other. Also, don't be a young.

Disrupting my d&d game by playing pony by ginuwine again (not a joke)

Still with her (on a sybian)

Fuck up that Amazon didn't call me to play Bayle Domon in Wheel of Time. I'm big, have a large beard, and speak in a way that's barely intelligible most of the time. I'm perfect.

My coworker set up today's roasting log like this, and I'm pretty sure he's admitting to involvement

becoming an influencer by daring joe biden to eat dog shit

My buddy found an old picture of me. And I was absolutely a tool

Yeah I vape, I've got that fat lung disease.

Going on shark tank, hoping to secure funding for my small batch artisanal memery

I had the weirdest dream the milo yianopolis was coming after me hard online and making my like difficult. I need to get offline for a few days.

Checking the surf report for where I used to live in Florida, and holy shit. Be safe.

Last Hurricane I surfed was 09 or 10. And that was scary at 9ft. This is gonna be bad bad bad. For comparison, outside of hurricanes, this area usually gets like 2-4 this time of year.

I'm gonna grow up to be a door to door lootbox salesman

Gonna get a Nobel laureate in posting for my work in barrens chat.

Don't let Big Soft Drink fool you, Italian soda is just Italian dressing that's been run through a soda stream

I'm the bastard Lars Fredrickson warned you about.

I am going to nuke the sun and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

I once went to a wedding at a mummer's hall where the bridal party wore custom jerseys (flyers for groomsmen, eagles for the bridesmaids) and the bride walked down the aisle to fly eagles fly.