Byzantine Guillotine🚩🏴🔪💰☠️ @slipperywerm@olds.town

There's no good reason to become a cop.

When and how were you radicalized?

Banning users from olds.town if they know what homestuck is.

Ok, I've set up a patreon for olds.town.

Don't feel any obligation to pay. It's here if you'd like to tip a buck or whatever.

https://www.patreon.com/Oldstown

Hoping to keep olds.town to a smaller space for now. Just be nice and pleasant to each other. Also, don't be a young.

Not really, I'm staying sober for January, and have 22 days.

To give y'all an example of how my morning is going, I just walked right into a subway turnstile. My leg hurts and I was convinced for a few minutes my train was cancelled, until I remembered to actually swipe my metro card.

Everyone wants to talk about harvesting adrenochrome but not harvesting foreskins for slippers.

Trimmed the beard today, not sure what I think

All troops are cucks (or soon will be)

I'm gonna fuck every troop's spouse.

No war but class war.

Happy new year y'all

I guess I'm old because I have no idea what's happening in the witcher

Had a lovely time out tonight. Finally got to meet some very good folks I met here. Unfortunately had to bounce early for work in the morning.

Damn its pretty true when you think about it

@swirlz

I've done it, and am going to try this perogie quesadilla.

My Spotify top genres, as no surprise minus the last one.

The only way I'd end up ashamed of my child's life choices is if they became a cop.

Commuted to Brooklyn for my first day full time out there today. Long trip, but easier than the old drive. But I did accidentally take the wrong train home, and then got two parking tickets. Was a draining day.