Byzantine Guillotine🚩🏴🔪💰☠️ @slipperywerm@olds.town

There's no good reason to become a cop.

When and how were you radicalized?

Banning users from olds.town if they know what homestuck is.

Ok, I've set up a patreon for olds.town.

Don't feel any obligation to pay. It's here if you'd like to tip a buck or whatever.

https://www.patreon.com/Oldstown

Hoping to keep olds.town to a smaller space for now. Just be nice and pleasant to each other. Also, don't be a young.

My Spotify top genres, as no surprise minus the last one.

The only way I'd end up ashamed of my child's life choices is if they became a cop.

Commuted to Brooklyn for my first day full time out there today. Long trip, but easier than the old drive. But I did accidentally take the wrong train home, and then got two parking tickets. Was a draining day.

Doing the Papa John challenge (eating over 40 pizzas in 30 days)

cyber monday is the day you can finally fuck that truck

Wish I hadn't deleted a thousand old accounts. Trying to find a picture I uploaded ages ago so I can win an argument with my mom.

In retrospect, the macarena coincided with both the peak of the American empire, and peak American cringe. I will not elaborate.

Exactly as promised. Credit to AminaSync on Twitter. https://twitter.com/AminaSync

its called "cyber truck" because you can fuck it electronically

Gonna make a ten hour super cut compilation of tech launch failures and upload it to porn hub

I would not fuck the musk truck. I will not be taking further questions.

elon musk modeled his new truck after his junk

If I ever win the lottery, I'm gonna low-key buy up a ton of debt and forgive it.

Welcome to the wizarding world of Barry Potter.

How much prep work do you think the biden campaign had to do to not have him call cannabis jazz cigarettes?

The GG Allin School of Holistic Wellness

Every day we stray further from the light

Nail removal and then tattooing the nailbed. So the nails grow back and protect the tattoo.