he/him, old dude
Calzones: underwear or food?
UwU UwUthat's the sound of the powice
Finished a book. Now I’m without book: vicious cycle
proud to announce that I'm running for Mayor of Flavortown
scaling wokeback mountain
What the hell is tiktok? Any other olds out of the loop on that one?
Getting called Sir a lot at the mall, and I’m like, “Sir’s my dad. Call me mister.”
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I kind of like waking up to pee in the night. A nice check-in with real world
confession of an old? Show more
I have no idea what Homestuck is
How long until some of us get together and make a radio program?
Whomst pulled a back muscle just being alive? This old guy, that’s whomst
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@remulacfrommars lmao. Stop halfway through the 4th Q and switch to water. Does wonders
Love to wake up first on a Sunday and enjoy some quiet
Gonna hang out with friends and watch football at a watering hole tomorrow. I’m looking forward to a three day hangover
What is up with federation bot? It’s boosting some not cool shit lately.
Porridge eaten, my son and I are watching Harry Potter (I know, but he’s 9.) I will most definitely nap
If I were frustrated by the vagaries of youth, I would simply become old
Making porridge for dinner, a sensible meal for an old
Best 90s movie, to answer Healyn’s question, is Dazed and Confused. I know, it’s set in the 70s. But, it rocked everyone’s world in my high school our senior year
No hate. No harassment. Use CWs.