cool how my back is still fucked up after a whole week, it's fun getting older, I love it

oh hell yeah, permanently back on my bullshit :hatskel:

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Why is every billboard song title something like Slappin "My" Nutz by Big Holla ft. Pitbull 2

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It's difficult to accomplish, I know, but if you can make yourself think of Valentine's Day as just a pink and red candy holiday where you tell your friends you love them, you're golden

Come over to this side with me, we'll have SweetTarts and chocolate cupcakes and socks with hearts on them

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jorts horse lagging, time to hike up my pants and yell at youths for a little while

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today's mood: listening to Grandpa Simpson saying "I'm afraid of the future!" on repeat inside my head

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my monitor is doing LCD Conditioning so it's slowly cycling through various bright colors

it's like being in a club for very hip, very old people

luv too celebrate the return of knzk in the normal fashion: watching all the big instances choke on the backlog

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the Old Dick Idiot of Minneapolis emerges from his cave and is booed by the townsfolk

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My catchphrase is that noise older guys make when their getting out of a chair

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xmas, unrelated whining 

just sneezed and it made my neck hurt, living the dream babey

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The Spotify app is right next to the shopping list app on my home screen and I tapped the wrong one, but luckily it's the same thing for both: Meatloaf

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selfie, ec, pics of my pup Leo, pup ec 

I did a lot of driving the last couple of days and I want the record to show I did it safely, often under the speed limit in response to adverse conditions

frothing mad that how it's made described a floppy drive as three inches instead of 3.5

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