if this gets ten thousand boosts i'll ask my crush on a date
walking into the solarium to prune and water my poor neglected alts
people on twitter: cant believe this website is free*
*funded by data collection and advertising with dark design patterns that keep you addicted to the site and constantly angry
@binchicken @burgin this is the ONLY way to multi account
you can even post swears, like this: wanker
the nice thing about olds.town is after ten you can post anything you want bc all the other users are asleep
maybe i should rethink "being mean, but like, funny mean" as one of the centerpieces of my personality
lol can't find anyone to come drink with me to celebrate coming out to my family
like, in new orleans. i can't find someone to drink with. on like one of the most important days of my life. what the hell y'all
@patricia just added a ton more burgs for your use
leaning hard as fuck on a window at the bar trying to fall through like a funny movie guy
don't throw that away, you may need it later.
Boost if u think any of these are made up:MoneyGenderTimeIsraelSanta Clause
No one will know which one!!
just kidding it's an oldsmobile
if this instance was a car it'd be a buick because old people like those
i unironically enjoy prunes, butterscotch candies, and ovaltine
this is not a bit
@patricia sorry. I’ll try to respect my elders from now on
No Kids, No Teens, Only Olds
olds.town local tl is lit, too bad the young'uns can't see
No hate. No harassment. Use CWs.