if this gets ten thousand boosts i'll ask my crush on a date

walking into the solarium to prune and water my poor neglected alts

walking into the solarium to prune and water my poor neglected alts

people on twitter: cant believe this website is free*

*funded by data collection and advertising with dark design patterns that keep you addicted to the site and constantly angry

you can even post swears, like this: wanker

the nice thing about olds.town is after ten you can post anything you want bc all the other users are asleep

maybe i should rethink "being mean, but like, funny mean" as one of the centerpieces of my personality

lol can't find anyone to come drink with me to celebrate coming out to my family

like, in new orleans. i can't find someone to drink with. on like one of the most important days of my life. what the hell y'all

Boost if u think any of these are made up:
Money
Gender
Time
Israel
Santa Clause

No one will know which one!!

if this instance was a car it'd be a buick because old people like those

i unironically enjoy prunes, butterscotch candies, and ovaltine

this is not a bit

@patricia sorry. I’ll try to respect my elders from now on

olds.town local tl is lit, too bad the young'uns can't see

Olds Town

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