☞ 40+ club, fuck off my lawn☞ hmu if you're old
raise the fist and resist
OH: We are at the age where people start dropping dead
on being old Show more
i don't want to be old
@pbandkate Olds.town: "what? speak up! And tuck in your shirt!"
Me whenever anyone does anything
update: i'm okay but the human body is pretty gross
hernia on main
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i've have a hernia.
don't get old kids
Old People Achievement Get: Installed a pill reminder app
Party time, fellow olds!
Me, enjoying several days of relatively good health:
Aaaaaand my back's fucked.
cool-water (seed: 9814)
logging onto olds.town like
mastodon is crumbling like some fine hashish
who's old and excited about entering the new freezer delivery window
a woman just unfollowed me and then referred to a bunch of people in doing so as "shit posting king pins" damn...i made it
No hate. No harassment. Use CWs.