i have spent the day so intent on ignoring people’s reactions to my excessively hairy legs that i have also managed to ignore any reaction they may have had to my undone fly. this is called “being an absolute fucking legend”

also good morning everyone, i have a three day weekend and im gettin' married so i feel quite floaty this friday am 😋

Middle Initials, two lies and a truth. Show more

selfie, sorta ec?, squinty beardo Show more

I just want yall to remember that I subtooted 52 people, and unless someone wants to come and knock the crown off my head, I'm gonna keep wearing it!

beer, mocking Americans Show more

beer +++ Show more

Thinkin of Dr. Mantis Toboggan first thing this morning

horrible, awful, reprehensible, I warned you Show more

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