big mood for the rest of 2019

probably mood for most of 2020

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yelling at my wife to speak English cause I'm over 40 and don't know what any emojis mean

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yelling at my wife to speak English cause I'm over 40 and don't know what any emojis mean

I grew up while they were still teaching I before e except after c and it's fucked me up for almost 40 years cause they forgot to teach us the last part which is except these 923 words where that's not right cause there's 23 times more exceptions to the rule than ones that follow it you poor dipshit have fun till spell check is invented

fuuuuck.. between picking up my phone and opening tusky I forgot what I was gonna toot...

yay for getting old

I knew you were made from the stars
Out of this the world but was rightfully ours
The cocaine was a merry go round
We searched in the now
But were lost in the found
And we made a whole home in the sand and

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i want a late night talk show where my desk is perpetually messy with shit that makes no sense on why it'd be on a late night talk show hosts desk and i'm knocking shit off all during guests and some of it's like panic important and by the end of the season there's just a 2-3ft pile of weird shit piled up around my desk and a path thru it to the guests chair and the last episode is just like there's a ton of barn cats or my mom cleaning it up all during the show or it just keeps catching on fire

i want a late night talk show where my desk is perpetually messy with shit that makes no sense on why it'd be on a late night talk show hosts desk and i'm knocking shit off all during guests and some of it's like panic important and by the end of the season there's just a 2-3ft pile of weird shit piled up around my desk and a path thru it to the guests chair and the last episode is just like there's a ton of barn cats or my mom cleaning it up all during the show or it just keeps catching on fire

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turning the air conditioner on unreasonably low and then opening the front door for longer than 5 seconds to summon Larry Csonka

my dad thermostat radar just went off!

someone somewhere either touched the thermostat or wasted the A/C by leaving the door open too long...

you're all a bunch of savages.. who do you think has to pay for that shit?! huh? we didn't raise you in no barn god damnit

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the bermuda triangle was much less of a problem all the time as i was led to believe it would be

the bermuda triangle was much less of a problem all the time as i was led to believe it would be

bigger reason I'm asking is they've continually lost my physical check and now my mail person is returning mail to sender randomly on us...
i got them to finally move over to paying me online but it's not ideal and if I manage to get this next contract I stand to lose 100s to PayPal fees and every penny counts with how fucked we are right now

out of curiosity..

for those of you that work remotely and for contracts.. which payment system do you use other than PayPal?

they take a huge chunk of payments from me and it kinda sucks.. when I do work I generally get checks around 1.5k to 6k at a time.. any one else know a good payment system to use for that kinda of scale that doesn't fuck you on fees?

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so, the other night i had a pretty bad accident. i'm okay, just in a lot of pain, but my wallet was run over by a car and pretty much everything inside was destroyed. i spent my last $10 ordering a new state ID so i have some way to prove my identity. if anyone feels like throwing me a buck or two to make recovering from this easier, i would appreciate it tremendously. it's scary to be in this vulnerable a position, where the only way i have to access my money is an unreliable google pay app that's barely accepted anywhere, and only cents left to my name anyway.

paypal.com/velartrill
liberapay.com/lexi
cash.me/velartrill

yay.. another morning of the there's no reason vomitting

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