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overwhelming urge to put my new phone in the toaster

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the girl who totally has her shit together and is not in fact full of shit has logged the fuck on

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Simply having a wonderful Christmas time

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can the person who wrote this folding sign PLEASE make a mastodon account

Sometimes I have no idea what’s going on and I’m okay with that

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Love to tell a client trying to use an unsupported device that their device is unsupported, and that I tried to make it fucking work anyway, because I am a nice man, but nope, it's just not gonna happen, and they get *super* mad at me, because they have a fundamental misunderstanding of "how things work" and I feel like an adult trying to reason with a rampaging toddler.

Tell your children to go into literally any other field.
Tech Support: Not Even Once.

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have urself
a smelly little christmas

GOTTEM

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pro hornt ✅
pro slime ✅
anti ska ❌

that’s the pb and kate promise :verified:

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@pbandkate where's the tweet about how ska sounds like the music that plays in a 12 year old boys head when he sees mozzarella sticks

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Hi all here is a picture of my son, have a good day

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Here are some pictures from when we saw the Wienermobile. (Some minimal eye contact) Show more

it's me, don't tell anyone though

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